Snakes In A Theatre

[Sim9]

The movie Snakes On A Plane is awesome, but some have made the movie a bit too realistic by releasing real snakes during the movie (http://www.local6.com/news/9717727/detail.html?34).

No one suspects the snakes!

[Google]

[Shadowfox]

WOW, ...wow..those people are crazy...gives ya a reason not to go see it and wait till it's released on dvd....unless they come to your house and let snakes in it!!!! nOOO!!

[Amnistar]

That's bloody awful...I'm amazed that someone would do that. Wait...no not really...I just think it sucks that someone would do that.

[Walrii]

I wish I had come up with the idea first. Ah well.

There's always that mouse movie coming up from Pixar, I guess you could drop a bunch of mice in the theatre. They're much harder to find, are much faster, live much longer, and are easier to conceal.

[Amnistar]

AND! They won't bite and kill people. I think this one is an imprtant thing to consider.

[Einlander]

think bubonic plauge

[Amnistar]

not very likely...truen enough though.

[rm_you]

Yeah, I have to say I saw that coming, since I overheard so many people talking about "What if someone brought snakes to the movie?!", and I know that there are some really stupid people in the target audience (not us, of course! ^_^) :P

[BrokenTripod]

Ahah! I actually thought of that. Didn't think anyone would actually do that.

Offtopic: Take that, message at the top of the forums, I've posted!

[Walrii]

Turns out that news report was a hoax :( I guess there really WAS a snake in the theater, but it was just one rattlesnake, that likely slithered in on its own. :(

http://www.azcentral.com/12news/news/articles/0822talker-ON.html

Still, it needs to be done! As executive staff, I have the power to create new, arbitrary EA projects. So, I create "SnakEA" and assign Broken Tripod as head member in charge of gathering the snakes.

[Sim9]

Walrii: Correction, as an executive staff member on the new project development comittee you have the power to create new, arbitrary prototype projects. :P

[Amnistar]

...I think we should do it. But with garden snakes...cause they'd scare the crap outa people, but not actually hurt them.

[Sim9]

Or plastic snakes? :P

I'm amazed how much that story got blown out of proportion. Snake in a hallway is not at all the same as Snakes in a Dark, Crowded Theatre.

[Amnistar]

Indeed...not the difference in the last letter of Snake(s) and the location of them...a huge difference. :P

[Zetx]

This hoax thing is disappointing, and it seems like deadly snakes would be more of a threat than a hoax. :|

[Shadowfox]

lol, I was watching Jimmy Kimmel last night and they showed the news reporter and the snake thing >_<.

[Amnistar]

The hoax? or the report on the hox?

[Shadowfox]

The report, had the news reporter and everything. I think he may have believed it.

[Amnistar]

Intruiging...I wish i'd seen it :)

[Shadowfox]

:D, maybe in the future >_< seeing how they play reruns of the commedian talk shows. Like every few nights, very annoying.

[Albrtd3]

In the words of Samuel L. Jackson, We need these mother fu**in snakes out of this mother fu**in theater!

[Walrii]

(I don't really have the time / internet connection right now but...)

I bet it's on YouTube or will be soon enough. If someone finds it, please put the link in here for us all to see :)

[Shadowfox]

I found this while messing around in google video: http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2279649465777759583&q=Snakes+in+a+theater&hl=en if that is what you are talking about.

[Pythagora]

Smuggled in with backpacks?!?! Broken Tripod must be pretty brave to do that, although, they didn't give him any credit for it...

[Amnistar]

Indeed...I don't think I'd put rattlesnakes into my backpack...