neozf
01-18-2007, 06:06 PM
During my music lesson we go a piece of paper that had what was meant to be real GCSE answers people wrote. It was one of the greatest things I had read all day. I'll quote some;
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in > hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants had to live elsewhere
Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. His mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he build with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.
Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in > hydraulics. They lived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants had to live elsewhere
Another story was William Tell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on his son's head.
The Greeks were a highly sculptured people, and without them we wouldn't have history. The Greeks also had myths. A myth is a female moth.
Gravity was invented by Issac Walton. It is chiefly noticeable in the autumn when the apples are falling off the trees.
Abraham Lincoln became America's greatest Precedent. His mother died in infancy, and he was born in a log cabin which he build with his own hands. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves by signing the Emasculation Proclamation
The sun never set on the British Empire because the British Empire is in the East and the sun sets in the West
Louis Pasteur discovered a cure for rabbis. Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote the Organ of the Species. Madman Curie discovered radio. And Karl Marx became one of the Marx brothers.
Beethoven wrote music even though he was deaf. He was so deaf he wrote loud music. He took long walks in the forest even when everyone was calling for him. Beethoven expired in 1827 and later died for this.