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chelsea8611
08-11-2008, 11:01 PM
Drinking water is an idea that's not all wet

  If Abraham Maslow had written the fitness hierarchy of needs, water would be the pyramid's most important block. A person can survive seeks without food but only a few days without water.
  The recommended water consumption for adults is at least eight cups (64 ounces, or two quarts) a day. Water should be consumed regularly throughout the day because it cannot be stored in our bodies like carbohydrates, fat and protein.
  Drinking water frequently throughout the day helps keep the metabolism going, thus contributing to weight loss. Water assists in flushing the body of waste; the most unusable substances exit the body through urine. That includes fat deposits. According to the American College of Sports Medicine, drinking an additional 1.5 quarts of water per day while following a nutritious diet can maximize fat loss. Water also can help suppress the appetite.
  Drinking water between weight-lifting sets aids in muscle repair and recovery. After all, water constitutes 73 percent of lean muscle tissue. With properly hydrated muscles, you may find that you can push more weight and have a more effective workout. Without proper hydration, you compromise your workouts and decrease the body's ability to repair muscles between lifting sessions.
  Cant's stand the taste of plain water? Try adding slices of lemon or lime. Flavored water works, too, but make sure it's not loaded with sugar. If the carbohydrate portion of the nutrition label reads anything other than zero carbohydrates, the water contains sugar.
  Here are some tips on how to develop a good water-consumption habit:
  

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ElyCyan
08-12-2008, 04:52 PM
I am intrigued. Please go on.

Walrii
08-12-2008, 06:11 PM
the most unusable substances exit the body through urine

DISAGREE: For some people I know, the most unusable substances they emit come out of their mouth...


If the carbohydrate portion of the nutrition label reads anything other than zero carbohydrates, the water contains sugar.


REBUTTAL: Fiber is also counted as a carbohydrate on nutrition labels. So, a drink with water could have a positive carbohydrate count, but no water. They actually make a fiber product that you add to water... eww?

Sim9
08-12-2008, 09:17 PM
Well, I'm sold! Where can I purchase this "water"?

Travis
08-13-2008, 08:29 AM
The "water" is actually "snake oil"; I'd suggest staying away. Side effects include Hybrid human-serpent DNA, allowing metamorphing into a snake form; Snake heat-sense; Venomous fangs; and the ability to eat an entire boar whole. ... That would be f'ing awesome! Where do we sign up?!

ElyCyan
08-13-2008, 08:46 PM
The "water" is actually "snake oil"; I'd suggest staying away. Side effects include Hybrid human-serpent DNA, allowing metamorphing into a snake form; Snake heat-sense; Venomous fangs; and the ability to eat an entire boar whole. ... That would be f'ing awesome! Where do we sign up?!

http://www.mcwetboy.net/snakesonfilm/images/conan.jpg
This pleases me.

temasongu
08-13-2008, 09:22 PM
Do you like video games? How about programming and computers? Anime? When a bot automatically writes a graduate thesis for you?

EA, it's the best community around. ;)

neozf
08-14-2008, 01:43 AM
I have no idea why but I can't drink water by its self. For some reason it makes my throat feel dryish soon afterwards.

Travis
08-14-2008, 08:31 AM
I have no idea why but I can't drink water by its self. For some reason it makes my throat feel dryish soon afterwards.

This is because you are Satan, and you must accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, lest you burn in hell for all eternity.

ElyCyan
08-14-2008, 05:03 PM
This is because you are Satan, and you must accept Jesus Christ as your personal savior, lest you burn in hell for all eternity.
http://www.mcwetboy.net/snakesonfilm/images/conan.jpg

Better yet, worship ME!

neozf
08-14-2008, 07:18 PM
http://www.mcwetboy.net/snakesonfilm/images/conan.jpg

Better yet, worship ME!

Raptor Jesus!? Think I'd go with Raptor Jesus instead of just normal Jesus. Or you know, maybe the FSM or the Invisible Pink Unicorn. Or better yet Haruhi.

ElyCyan
08-14-2008, 10:08 PM
Raptor Jesus!?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thulsa_Doom_(character)#Portrayal_in_Films

Also, while I'm at it,

A Relevant Book (http://books.google.com/books?id=V8DHIBaak-QC&dq=It%27s+not+funny+if+I+have+to+explain+it&pg=PP1&ots=CZRb90chy9&sig=lunNTNfBi4uvQZNw7R6ACCaG5Pk&hl=en&sa=X&oi=book_result&resnum=1&ct=result)

Pythagora
08-20-2008, 03:41 PM
Great thread.
I too am intrigued. That colon at the end of the speech there had me at the edge of my seat. Where is the reply?

darkfire
08-20-2008, 10:07 PM
Wait a few years the bot may actually make another interesting post.

Travis
08-20-2008, 10:08 PM
Bot? What bot?

ElyCyan
08-21-2008, 06:26 PM
Wait a few years the bot may actually make another interesting post.

Bot? What bot?

I think darkfire has a different definition of bot than we do. What we have here is a quality writer who knows how to keep their audience on their toes.